It's Not A picture

〔英語笑話〕——  A middle-aged couple went to the gallery.

                The wife, who was nearsighted, stood before

                a big picture of awoman's image and cyied out,

               “ Dear me, how could a woman be so ugly !”


　

不是圖畫

〔意譯成詩〕——  近視太太去看畫，畫中醜女嚇怕她。

                丈夫叫她不要怕，那面是鏡不是畫。