A Set of Drums

〔英語笑話〕——  Father：I told you, son, I'm not going to

                 buy you a set of drums .

                 Son：But, Dad, I promise I'll only play them

                 when you are sleeping.
                               

一套鼓

〔意譯成詩〕——  爸爸給我買套鼓，不準買鼓我怕嘈。

                保證不會把你嘈，在你睡時才敲鼓。