Witty Answer

〔英語笑話〕——  Newspaperman：Can you tell what has made

                you live such a great age ?

                Grandpa：The fact that I was born so long ago.

                               

答得巧妙

〔意譯成詩〕——  白髮蒼蒼似老仙，街頭記者作問卷。

                怎能活到這般老？只因出生在遠年。