A Clever Worker

〔英語笑話〕——  The boss saw John smoking at the workshop.

                and he was very angry.

               “ You can't smoke while working !”

               “ Yes, I never work while smoking.”

                               

不準吸煙

〔意譯成詩〕——  工人偷懶去吸煙，老板看見火沖天。

                聲言工作有規定，工作時不準吸煙！

                我吸煙時不工作，工作怎能吸得煙？