Five and One

〔英語笑話〕——  Teacher：How much is five plus one?

                Alec：I don't know .

                Teacher：well, Alec ! Fancy , I give you five balls

                and then another ball, how many ball you have ?

                Alec：Seven balls .

                Teacher：Seven ? Why seven ?

                Alec：Because I have one ball already .

                                   

五加一

〔意譯成詩〕——  五個皮球再加一，答案竟然是個七。

                老師問他為何故？原因有個在家室。