The Man and the Policeman

〔英語笑話〕—— “ Have you any explanation for wandring about

                at this time of the night?”asked the policeman.

               “ If I had an explanation,”answered the man,

               “ would have gone home to my wife long ago.”


                                   

夜遊人

〔意譯成詩〕——  警察查問夜遊人，半夜徘徊為何因？

                若能解釋如此問，早已回到老婆身！