Sand and Fur Coat

〔英語笑話〕——  A：Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye

                   And she had to see the doctor , it cost me

                   three dollars .

                B：That's nothing . Last week a fur coat went into

                   my wife's eye and it cost me three hundred dollars .


                                     

沙子與皮大衣

〔意譯成詩〕——  沙子吹入老婆眼，醫去薪酬近一晚。

                皮衣落到太太眼，錢包用去過一萬！