Good Memory

〔英語笑話〕——  Husband：Look ! I have not forgotten to bring

                my umbrella home today.

                Wife：But you didn't take it with you this morning.


                                     

好記性

〔意譯成詩〕——  記性有分好與壞，好的記性甚精乖。

                出門無傘帶上街，回家竟把雨傘帶。