It's Not That

〔英語笑話〕—— “ May I borrow your record player tonight”

                A man asked his neighbour .

               “ Sure, Do you want to listen to some music ?”

               “ No,”he answered,“ I want to nave some peace

                and quiet.”


                                     

怕嘈吵

〔意譯成詩〕——  可否借你唱機用？大家鄰舍定服從。

                你想聽聽音樂嗎？希望今夜 靜一下！